Dream Garage: Offspring Edition

Kinja'd!!! "Wobbles the Mind" (wobblesthemind)
04/11/2016 at 23:38 • Filed to: Dream Garage

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Seriously, I’m going to bed now! Let’s do a three car garage. Only criteria is that your kids must be named after the model. Now be realistic, ain’t nobody namin’ there kid “Emma-five.” I want names that each of your offspring will be able to go through school and get jobs with!! Alrighty, I’m gone 4realz now. *end transmission*


DISCUSSION (15)


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Wobbles the Mind
04/11/2016 at 23:44

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Meadows Frisky Sport.

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BMW Isetta

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Kaiser Dragon

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No. I do not understand the concepts of children or names.


Kinja'd!!! bob and john > Wobbles the Mind
04/11/2016 at 23:47

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Ferrari Enzo:
Ferrari Modena
Hyundai elantra as a daily


Kinja'd!!! Distraxi's idea of perfection is a Jagroen > Wobbles the Mind
04/11/2016 at 23:53

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Elise

Giulia

Clio (Williams: she’s gonna need to get married)


Kinja'd!!! not for canada - australian in disguise > Wobbles the Mind
04/11/2016 at 23:57

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Suzuki Every Joy Pop Turbo

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Mitsubishi Minica Lettuce

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Studebaker Dictator

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BMW 435i Gran Coupe

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Kinja'd!!! interstate366, now In The Industry > Wobbles the Mind
04/11/2016 at 23:58

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inb4 Silvia


Kinja'd!!! Alex Zapata > Wobbles the Mind
04/12/2016 at 00:04

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Lotus Elise

Porsche Cayenne

Rolls-Royce Dawn

(Assuming I have all girls and live in an English-speaking country, otherwise, this doesn’t work)


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > not for canada - australian in disguise
04/12/2016 at 00:05

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I swear that there was a celebrity that recently named their baby Lettuce or something like that.


Kinja'd!!! MLGCarGuy > Wobbles the Mind
04/12/2016 at 00:14

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Mercedes-AMG GT S

BMW M760Li XDrive

Audi A8L 3.0T Quattro

Am I doing this right?


Kinja'd!!! gogmorgo - rowing gears in a Grand Cherokee > Wobbles the Mind
04/12/2016 at 00:16

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I know of too many people who have named their child Holden without realizing it’s an automobile manufacturer.

Lancia’s a stretch.

Polestar is right out.

Miura?

Agera? Regera?

Sagaris? Tamora. That’s the one.


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > MLGCarGuy
04/12/2016 at 00:21

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I mean... You did better than I did.


Kinja'd!!! Tapas > Wobbles the Mind
04/12/2016 at 00:52

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(Alfa Romeo) Giulia

(Porsche Cayman) George Tapas Fourman, or GT4 man! for short.

And yes, I’ll change my last name to Fourman.


Kinja'd!!! gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > Wobbles the Mind
04/12/2016 at 01:01

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Lola (T-70)

Mercedes (300sl)

Karmann (Ghia)


Kinja'd!!! Svart Smart, traded in his Smart > Wobbles the Mind
04/12/2016 at 10:11

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Silvia, Elise, Cooper.


Kinja'd!!! Luc - The Acadian Oppo > Wobbles the Mind
04/12/2016 at 10:36

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I literally did everything I could to name my son Enzo but my wife would just not have it. I begged and begged but to no avail.

I wanted his name to be Enzo Evariste Allain but instead it ended up being Evariste Michel Allain.


Kinja'd!!! Amoore100 > Wobbles the Mind
04/13/2016 at 02:55

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“Amazon”

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“Deesse”

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“Giulia”

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